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Dragon age, poor Alistair. by Ayej Dragon age, poor Alistair. by Ayej
Alistair and marysuefangirls

Dragon age (c) BioWare
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:iconyce9phire:
Yce9Phire Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
he's still virgin.
so try again with patience, gentleness and a lot of humor.

(i tried this relationship 12 times before catching the main point ...)
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:iconbookwyrm70:
Bookwyrm70 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 7, 2015
LOL! This is my first Warden. I tried so hard and I got negative 15 for asking him too many times.

Now I am playing my second Warden I accidentally got Alistair to ask her to sleep with him. I made this Warden for Zevran though. Zevran is supposed to be the slut, I am playing this wrong.


I could not resist I slept with him anyway. Then I finally got Zevran willing, so I was sleeping with both of them until Alistair got jealous. Gosh that Alistair broke my heart again when I forced myself to tell him we were friends. BioWare is wicked for doing this to us.
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:iconmoon-white:
Moon-White Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Bioware IS wicked and cruel too xD but don't worry it gets worse with DA2 lol
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:iconbookwyrm70:
Bookwyrm70 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 25, 2015
Right now I am starting Act 3 in a Romance with Anders, I have tied to stay away from spoilers, but I know that this is going to hurt. He is so sweet as a boyfriend for my Mage Hawke.

Unfortunately I messed up when starting the character and started with a Canon Cousland Never try to Upload your Character from the Golems of Amgarrak (So I had to start a Cousland as a 3rd Warden [because it used the generic Cousland] in case this Hawke causes any spoilers to ruin it for me.)

I am also in Act 3 playing another Mage Hawke in a romance with Fenris at the same time. This time my Original Warden is the right Download to Dragon Age II. (This time I downloaded from the Awakenings File.) I love seeing her mentioned in the Codex. I am almost ready to start an Inquisitor.

Bioware is wicked and addictive.
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:iconarisu-ami-chan:
Arisu-Ami-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Ah... I learned this the hard way. The gift giving is tough!

But there are gifts tailored to each love interest.

Alistair is more into occult related things such as runestones. Give Morrigan all the jewelry and she will love you forever.

Leliana is interested in anything related to Andraste and Sten enjoys paintings.

I hope this helps anyone in the future!
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:iconpurpleroguegirl89:
PurpleRogueGirl89 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Student Photographer
Alistair : too MANY FANS 👿
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:iconstormblizzard:
stormblizzard Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I know that feeling...
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:iconlittlegoblet:
littlegoblet Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Blaa haaa haaa haaa this was awesome.  I just loved how Alistair checked out his approval rating.    :rofl:
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:iconimpatient-soul:
impatient-soul Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahahaha, I know it so much. XD
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:iconmynameistoolonglolxd:
MynameistoolonglolxD Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
xDDD
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:icondropingbow:
Dropingbow Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I did that my first play through- then I just started giving him stuff just to get rid of it Meow :3 
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:iconkmk994:
Kmk994 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I loled a a lot xD
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:iconwassolldas:
WasSollDas Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
this. is. so. true. vv
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:icontehangelscry:
TehAngelsCry Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Hahaha I totally did this XD Just so I could kiss him in Lothering XD
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:icondaymagician:
DayMagician Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
definition of my life in a comic! lol
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:iconwilder41:
wilder41 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
And then came fester day gifts.
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:iconbostonology:
Bostonology Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol
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:iconssj3adean:
SSJ3Adean Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Writer
LOL
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:iconditzyowl:
DitzyOwl Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Ha ^^
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:iconwiccix:
Wiccix Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
rofl that's funny xD
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:iconizuminaota:
IzumiNaota Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha XD
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:icondragonanime44:
dragonanime44 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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:iconblondmoments3894:
BlondMoments3894 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahah
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:iconagent-whiterabbit:
agent-WhiteRabbit Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
this is the best, hahaha
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:iconxxneonwingsxx:
xXNeonWingsXx Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I gave him a stick and he loved it.
Take note, ladies.
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:iconsarcasticshark:
SarcasticShark Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That metaphor hurts my soul ;-;
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:iconinsaneclockwork:
insaneClockwork Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
feast day dlc gives you special gifts for your companions, alistairs is a grey warden hand puppet...

i find it amusing that his is a childs toy

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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I had to get a friggin guide to know what everyone likes n.nU, still no sten romance, fck you bioware >:(
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:iconartemide68:
Artemide68 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
you wouldn't want to have sex with Sten. It's rather.. lethal
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:iconbloodrosesforall:
BloodRosesForAll Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
But what if she's into really rough sex?
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:icontoxicfade:
ToxicFade Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
You'd need something to bite down on. Like a rock. 
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:iconkien-dono:
Kien-dono Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
He may try to nuzzle
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:iconayej:
Ayej Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
sten was awesome : )
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:iconremongaru:
Remongaru Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Lol... mirror mirror... I only started playing that game two days ago and you could build a new world for WALL.E from all the shit I gave to Alistair already so he'd start to like my friggin character... god damn those hot video game dudes xD
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Omnitian0 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
LOL! that is sooo me and my avatar when I first played! >_< I wanted to bed him SOOO badly (probably cuz I thought he was hot personally ;D) and then when the tent invite came, I was like YESSS IM SLEEPING WITH HIM! :heart:
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:iconhum-day:
Hum-Day Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hattttttte that! :lmao:
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:iconttexplorers:
TTExplorers Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
^^
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:iconnightshade715:
Nightshade715 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Haha that's exactly what I did when I wanted to reach 100 approval sooner. :XD:
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:iconancientbrainiac:
AncientBrainiac Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Student Artist
OH GOD MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THIS :))))
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:iconsaya94:
Saya94 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOO HARD XD Awesome!
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:iconmrdingoroo:
MrDingoRoo Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
~ At the beginning of the game, i started to flirt with Alistair and now he's in love with me. And i even haven't got into Orzammar :D
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Lunatic-Blade Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student
Google is your friend.

(No srsly, I got him too 100 approval during the Urn of Sacred Ashes, while my other, main, non-googled char got stuck at 82 approval D:)
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:iconarija28:
Arija28 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Ok, you got me here...
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:iconabaj:
Abaj Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
My male Cousland was very dissapointed when he realized that Alistair would need a queen later. He settled for Zev when he had the option.
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:icontoxicdatagirl-88:
ToxicDataGirl-88 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I know your story too well 8C
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:iconcheesepuff25:
CheesePuff25 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Alistair is a nice character but he's really annoying when it comes to the romance part... I gave up completely and that's when
he invited me to the tent :stare: I rejected him (and then asked him later ffft)
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:icongiocondablu:
Giocondablu Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
Ahahah! I did this! He's too shy!
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:iconlee-mc-cov:
Lee-Mc-Cov Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
Ooooooooh yeah!!! That's true!!!
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:iconrainbowsugarplum:
RainbowSugarPlum Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
He likes me c:
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:iconrainbowsugarplum:
RainbowSugarPlum Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
LOL I DID THE SAME SHIT xD
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